Our lineup of Doritos chips are evaluated through a hyper selective process to ensure the best quality chip you will ever taste.
OUR TRUSTED CUSTOMERS
We pay our representatives 200k a year to provide the best customer experience at anytime and anywhere.
We pick only the cheesiest, cheddariest, and most seasoned chip from each Doritos bag and toss the rest.
We can ship a quality Doritos chip anywhere within 5 minutes or money back guaranteed.
We strictly evaluate each individual Doritos chip with our rigorous standards. Only the best is picked.
Our chip connoisseurs are voluntarily given to us at birth and join our elite Chip Hypercritical Intellectual Protoge (CHIP) training. After 18 years, only 1 out of 1000 will succeed and join our elite team of Chip Connoisseurs, fit for picking chips. The failures move on to less impressive endeavors such as founding Google or joining the Navy SEALs.
We know you'll love our Doritos. We're so confident that we have a 1 year money back guaranteed. Even if you ate your Doritos chip. We're rich.
18 monthly payments
Total Cost: $1440
12 monthly payments
Total Cost: $1200
One time payment
Total Cost: $1000
Payment options are for 1 individual Doritos chip.
And you will too. Take a look at our celebrity testimonials. (;
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This is the best. The best. I know, folks. I know only the best things and this is the best chip. This company is going to be yuuuuuge.